since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP
OBTUSE CELERY SICK
ugh now that i’m home my anxiety is more easy to notice since i’m not all busy n stuff
IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK
Whenever I see this post all I think of is an AU where both of them are serial killers, and they’ve never met, but because they’re both on the news so often they know about each other and communicate through these security tapes. Their goals may be to kill each other but when they finally come face to face it doesn’t work like that at all..
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY WRITE IT
Dean not giving Cas up.
alright. [breathes in] [breathes out] [clears throat]
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE DONT TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THIS SCENE. just look at dean. LOOK AT HIM. he’s all bloodied up because a random angel ambushed him and asked for cas’ location and HE COULDVE JUST EASILY GAVE HIM A FALSE LOCATION BUT HE DIDNT. HE FUCKING STALLED AND USED HIS OWN DRIPPING BLOOD TO DRAW A FUCKING BANISHING SIGIL THAT, MIND YOU, IS NOT SO EASY TO DRAW. THERE ARE SO MANY QUOTES LIKE “I NEED YOU” AND “DEAN AND I DO SHARE A MORE PROFOUND BOND” AND “BLOW ME CAS” THAT SHOW DEAN AND CAS’ RELATIONSHIP IS NOT-SO-SUBTLY NON PLATONIC BUT SCENES LIKE THESE WHERE ONE OF THEM SHOWS HOW MUCH THEY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER WITHOUT ACTUALLY VERBALIZING THE WORDS IN FRONT OF THE OTHER PERSON ARE SO UNDERRATED
There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
Don’t you ever have those friends who seem like the don’t ever have crushes on people but then one day they are all like
"I love (insert name here) so much they’re so cute"
And you’re all like
"You like people? Like as in a sexual way?"